Funniest Animal-Related Fake News Reported On "The Onion"

Here are some very interesting headlines from America's first news source, The onion - The only source who likes making fun of everyone and everything. Check out a list of favorites below. We just love it! 


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  • 01
    Mammal - The Onion @TheOnion Cow In Really Great Shape trib.al/fMOjdFC 6:14 pm · 29 Jan 2020 · SocialFlow 946 Retweets 5.9K Likes
    via TheOnion
  • 02
    Bird - The Onion @TheOnion Goose Suddenly Realizes It Doesn't Have To Honk Like An Idiot Entire Time It's Flapping Wings trib.al/XqfOnNp 11:29 pm · 14 Jan 2020 · SocialFlow
    via TheOnion
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    Medical procedure - The Onion @TheOnion Biologists Announce They're All Done With Rodents trib.al/ZajoltH 4:02 pm · 16 Jan 2020 · SocialFlow
    via TheOnion
  • 04
    Toad - The Onion @TheOnion World's Frogs Unveil 5-Million-Year Plan To Move Up Food Chain trib.al/hWmbjm6 10:00 pm · 5 Jan 2020 · SocialFlow
    via TheOnion
  • 05
    Sand - The Onion @TheOnion Depressed Crab Stays Buried Under Sand Until 2 P.M. trib.al/Lk4d9e3 10:00 pm · 11 Jan 2020 · SocialFlow
    via TheOnion
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    Human - The Onion @TheOnion Marine Biologists Train Highly Intelligent Octopus To Profitably Manage Mid-Size Aluminum Goods Supplier trib.al/opzQZwC
    via TheOnion
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    Bird - The Onion @TheOnion Audubon Society Revokes Black-Capped Chickadee's Membership After Species Fails To Pay Dues trib.al/emp6Jru
    via TheOnion
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    Dog - The Onion @TheOnion Dog's Eye Gunk Wiped Back On Dog trib.al/11×3KH3 6:00 pm · 11 Jan 2020 · SocialFlow
    via TheOnion
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    Text - The Onion O @TheOnion "We don't know where exactly he is, but we know that little bastard is in there somewhere chewing through lines of code, so let us know if he shows up on a website you're browsing." @TheOnion · 10 Jan The Onion U.S. Plagued By Widespread Website Crashes After Mouse Gets Into Internet trib.al/SRbJpZq About Store Gmail Images Go I'm Feeling Google Search
    via TheOnion
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    Dog breed - The Onion @TheOnion Dog Feels Like He Always Has To Be 'On' Around Family trib.al/yNrogef #OurAnnualYear2019 OUR ANNUAL YEAR Best of March 6:59 am · 21 Dec 2019 · SocialFlow
    via TheOnion

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